“Jaw With John” – You Sandbaggin’ Son Of A Bitch!

I am a thirtysomething bachelor facing two out-of-town weddings without a date. The only people I’ll know at either event are the bride and groom.

Attending both weddings will require air travel and hotel rooms, and both are likely to be very full weekends.

In short, without a date, these could be deadly. Would it be horrible if I declined? — Singled Out

Dear Singled:

So lemme get this straight: You’re single and going to a wedding out-of-town where you only know the bride & groom. How is this a problem?

Go to the weddings and “grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly pal!”

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